deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via woofle)
freewinks: I was fishing and got hung up on a jar but something was inside creds to reddit guy gindlesberger08
anekie: givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.” I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 
malformalady: The corpse of a woman is ignored as a child paddles and a man plays bat and ball on the beach in Formia, Italy. The lifeless cadaver of the 78-year-old Russian woman lying near the waves is treated with total indifference. A white sheet shields her skin and face from the public, but even those who have a good view of the body barely bat an eyelid. The alert was raised when two women noticed the woman’s collapsed body in the shallow water, Italian news agency ANSA said.

woofle:

honestly I’m not mature enough to have an actual relationship I just want a best friend who happens to be hot that wants to fuck me

2treehill:

small fries from mcdonalds is no way to live

(via woofle)
girlwholovesheractionfigures: lollyeonard: Idek HAHAHAAHFUCKHAHAHAKHSDJEFKUYBGDSIUGYSDVCUY I just died